1

"Running ads = instant sales."

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Reality: Nope. Ads bring traffic. Conversions depend on targeting, funnel, copy, and sometimes... luck.

2

"More traffic means more profit."

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Reality: Not if it's the wrong audience. You can't sell ice to people who live in freezers.

3

"Digital marketing is just posting on Instagram."

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Reality: Sure and cooking is just putting food in the microwave. It's a whole ecosystem.

4

"Once it's set up, it runs itself."

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Reality: Campaigns aren't crockpots. They need testing, optimization, and human strategy.

5

"Email is dead."

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Reality: It's not dead. You just wrote boring emails. Open rates disagree.

6

"The bigger the budget, the better the results."

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Reality: Spending more on ads without strategy is like yelling louder in the wrong language.

7

"Anyone with Canva and ChatGPT is a marketer now."

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Reality: Tools help, but they don't replace actual strategy, consumer psychology, or testing experience.

8

"SEO is one-and-done."

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Reality: If only. SEO is a long game, not a checklist. Algorithms change and so should your site.

9

"If my product is good, marketing will be easy."

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Reality: Even great products need storytelling. Word of mouth doesn't work if no one hears it.

10

"I can copy competitors and get the same results."

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Reality: They're optimizing based on their data. You're guessing. That's not a strategy β€” it's plagiarism roulette.

11

"One person can handle everything: ads, SEO, content, design, analytics…"

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Reality: Sure β€” and one chef runs the whole restaurant, serves tables, washes dishes, and sings live jazz. Totally sustainable.

12

"If it doesn't work, it's the marketer's fault."

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Reality: Not always. Sometimes it's the product. Sometimes it's the landing page. Sometimes... it's your fourth 'urgent' revision in 3 days.

13

"Can't we just make it go viral?"

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Reality: That's not a strategy. That's a wish, a meme, and maybe a lightning strike. Viral isn't guaranteed β€” consistency is.

14

"Just run the same thing that worked for Brand X."

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Reality: That's like wearing someone else's prescription glasses and expecting perfect vision. Different audience, different game.

15

"Why do we need strategy? Just boost the post."

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Reality: Without strategy, you're just setting fire to your ad budget and calling it 'exposure.'

16

"You're the expert β€” just do your magic."

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Reality: Thanks, but this isn't Hogwarts. I need input, feedback, and goals β€” not blind faith and owl mail.

17

"Results should show in 2–3 days, right?"

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Reality: Right after I invent time travel and force-feed data into the algorithm like it's a goose on a deadline.

18

"We don't need content, just ads."

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Reality: No fuel, no fire. Ads without content is like a car without gas β€” technically built, but going nowhere.

19

"If I hire you, I don't have to think about marketing ever again."

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Reality: I wish. But good marketing needs collaboration β€” not just delegation.

20

"Can't you just use AI for all of this now?"

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Reality: AI helps but someone still needs to know what not to ask it. And that's the actual work.